by Apeman888

A man is obsessed with losing his hair. He experiences five distinct stages, the same stages anyone experiences when they deal with loss. They include: denial, anger, miracle cures, grief and acceptance. Women shun him because of his thinning hair, strangers judge him as suspicious and untrustworthy because of his "skinhead", and drug companies prey on his insecurities. But in the end, it's the bald guy who has the last laugh.